Yup, it would be, if the flashlight landed on my foot this morning. Lucky me, it only landed next to my foot. I told DH after every thing was done and yes, that would be a very nice short way to put it...lol. DH added that people may ask, "What do you have to kill the cow?" I think that would be funny.
Have a mentioned that we have a little kitchen? Probably a hundred times, right? I always use a blender when I am making french toast in the morning. I keep the machine on top of the fridge because there is no other place to put it. The flashlight was there too, because most of the time when the power goes off, we are sitting in the living room and that is the middle of the house. And high enough for the kids that they can't reach it.
It should be standing, but it wasn't and when I grabbed what it was leaning at and it rolled off. Yup, it followed the blender down, and I am so grateful that I moved my foot before it hit the floor.