I may have a 17” display, wireless card, Windows Vista Home Premium, 2.30 GHz AMD Turion 64x2 processor, 2GB memory, 230GB hard drive and DVD+-RW TS-L632H ATA DVD/CD-ROM Drives but, they are nothing if I don’t run the way I am suppose to. I’m not really sure if I resemble any HP because I was custom made by you. (My image below, I'm the one on the right.)
Furthermore, don’t get me started with your none-stop downloads and those infected sites that you always visit. I can only take so much and if you don’t take care of me and watch you are doing to me, I will not last very long. We can always start fresh if you want to reformat my hard drive. I will like that very much.
Anyway, if you don’t want to do all that, you can head to HP Home Store and use coupon code SV2132 to get $30 off orders $150 or greater. It is valid until 10/31 or supplies last. Restrictions and exclusions apply.