Wednesday, September 9, 2009

In The Life of...

HPDo you remember the very first time I came to your life? Ahh, those are the days and it lasted for about a year depending on how much we see each other. I can process all your inquiries faster than you making your morning coffees, or doing quick visits to the bathroom. Yes, you will always remember those days as soon as something goes wrong with me. Now, you will try everything in your power to make me run just like before. I wish I can send you a message to tell you what is wrong with me. Let’s start with my hard drive; have you ever run a defragged on them? My temporary files, cookies, history, recycle bin and cache our over flowing with junks. Will you please run your cleaners on them once in awhile?

I may have a 17” display, wireless card, Windows Vista Home Premium, 2.30 GHz AMD Turion 64x2 processor, 2GB memory, 230GB hard drive and DVD+-RW TS-L632H ATA DVD/CD-ROM Drives but, they are nothing if I don’t run the way I am suppose to. I’m not really sure if I resemble any HP because I was custom made by you. (My image below, I'm the one on the right.)
I'm the one on the right
Furthermore, don’t get me started with your none-stop downloads and those infected sites that you always visit. I can only take so much and if you don’t take care of me and watch you are doing to me, I will not last very long. We can always start fresh if you want to reformat my hard drive. I will like that very much.

Anyway, if you don’t want to do all that, you can head to HP Home Store and use coupon code SV2132 to get $30 off orders $150 or greater. It is valid until 10/31 or supplies last. Restrictions and exclusions apply.


No comments: